Hello! I am Review God Shalmdi, and I would like to welcome you to my little corner of the world! I hope that this information gives you a peek into the perfect world that is me ;-D.

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About Me -
God-Name: Shalmdi (Who would have guessed?)

Mortal Name: Dale Ellis

Things I Like: The Black Mage(FF1), Web Comics, Talking (thats what makes me a good reviewer), Talking in |_337 (3y3 |_0\/3 [33+!!!11), Talking in parenthesis (I think you figured that one out), and Talking in sarcasm (Noooo? Really?). Yah I like me!!

Pet Peeves: All living things! Yeah, I realize thats alot. Oh and specifically people that use my mortal name and/or don't like Web Comics. Give Web Comics a chance. Please?

General Info: Hey, despite my hateful half, I am actually a REALLY good guy with an incredible ego, a healthy(yeah, thats the word) imagination, and a good sense of humor. I love reviewing, because I like to let other poeple know how I feel about things. Also, I like it when I can help someone else find something they like (Hey, I can't be all hate and sarcasm). Now, if you actually care enough to ask, you are wondering why anyone would willingly pick something like comics to be their niche (Yah, Shalmdi knows big words). The fact is I love to laugh, and if I find something that makes me laugh, I want others to enjoy it too. I am glad I can be here to help you enjoy the web more. Also, if any of you ever use my mortal name, I will make sure your opinion is never posted on any of my pages!!!

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